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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Coffee 8:41 Sun May 13
Sunday football
So we’ve been through the snow and freezing fog, Christmas and new year, we bade farewell to Slav and welcomed Dave. We’ve crapped our collective self at the prospect of relegation and witnessed a corner flag transplanted to the centre spot. We’ve protested – or not – at the owners, and now the beer gardens are open once more and village greens are ready for that summer game of bat and ball. The last day of the Premier League season is here.

All the main Premier League issues have been resolved, barring two unlikely scorelines at Southampton and Swansea. I, for one, would like to see Swansea have a go and put the heeby-jeebies up Southampton for a while as Citeh strive to reach 100 points.

Most of the teams above us have really difficult games today, which means that we could actually finish the season in the top 10. Stranger things have happened. Ask your great-granddad.

At the top end of the table – a region we will forever, it seems, require a visa to visit – Spurs, Liverpool and Chelsea will battle for third place against Leicester, Brighton and Newcastle respectively.

It may have escaped your notice that Arsenal manager, Arsene Wenger, takes charge of his final game for that north London club today. He might have wished for rather more glamourous opponents than Huddersfield to mark his exit, but the Terriers have earned the right to be in celebratory mood and will doubtless offer M Wenger a guard of honour and whatever other emotional etiquette is demanded by the modern game.

Each place is worth about £2 million, so you’d imagine that a few chairmen will have had a quiet word with their managers about team selection. While the blooding of promising youngsters at this time falls by the wayside.

Speaking of falling by the wayside, BFS’s position at Everton seems far from secure and a good hiding today will only serve to strengthen the voices of Scousers demanding change. Would they take a previous manager back? Will that previous manager still be in charge of our mighty club in August, armed with a gaggle of new world-class players and ready to take on the world with Guardiola-style football? Well, we can dream, can’t we?

The World Cup kicks off in a month and a day with the mouth-watering prospect of Russia taking on Saudi Arabia. Meanwhile, here are today’s fixtures – the only day of the season when all teams play and kick-off at the same time.

Burnley vs Bournemouth
Crystal Palace vs West Bromwich Albion
Huddersfield Town vs Arsenal
Liverpool vs Brighton & Hove Albion
Manchester United vs Watford
Newcastle United vs Chelsea
Southampton vs Manchester City
Swansea City vs Stoke City
Tottenham Hotspur vs Leicester City
West Ham United vs Everton

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Elm Park 21 9:22 Sun May 13
Re: Sunday football
Thanks Coffee for all your efforts in what has been more than another shit season.

This year I gave my season ticket up after 23 years and not missed it one bit but still come on here every weekend to see your write up and predictions. Which by the way you’ve forgotten you absolute tool!!!

Thanks mate and have a great summer.

Takashi Miike 9:42 Sun May 13
Re: Sunday football
Burnley vs Bournemouth HOME WIN
Crystal Palace vs West Bromwich Albion HOME WIN
Huddersfield Town vs Arsenal AWAY WIN
Liverpool vs Brighton & Hove Albion HOME WIN
Manchester United vs Watford HOME WIN
Newcastle United vs Chelsea DRAW
Southampton vs Manchester City AWAY WIN
Swansea City vs Stoke City DRAW
Tottenham Hotspur vs Leicester City HOME WIN
West Ham United vs Everton DRAW

lab 10:27 Sun May 13
Re: Sunday football
Thanks for your efforts Coffee, always a thread worth reading.

Sven Roeder 10:50 Sun May 13
Re: Sunday football
Good work Coffee
We of course expect to see your World Cup predictions match by match :-)

Keep dreaming 10:55 Sun May 13
Re: Sunday football
Elm Park 21 9:22 Sun May 13

CrowleyHammer 11:04 Sun May 13
Re: Sunday football
lab 10:27 Sun May 13

Sydney_Iron 11:12 Sun May 13
Re: Sunday football
Burnley
Palace and WBA to draw
Arsenal
Liverpool
ManU
Swansea and Stoke to draw
Chelsea
Man City
Spurs
West Ham

Banjo 11:26 Sun May 13
Re: Sunday football
Coffee. Thank you for your Saturday Football thread all season and for todays piece. I look forward to your observations and your wit each week, so keep it up next season mate and .........................COYI's.

RBshorty 11:30 Sun May 13
Re: Sunday football
Cheers Coffee.

Coffee 11:34 Sun May 13
Re: Sunday football
Burnley vs Bournemouth (Home win)
Crystal Palace vs West Bromwich Albion (Draw)
Huddersfield Town vs Arsenal (Away win)
Liverpool vs Brighton & Hove Albion (Home win)
Manchester United vs Watford (Home win)
Newcastle United vs Chelsea (Away win)
Southampton vs Manchester City (Away win)
Swansea City vs Stoke City (Home win)
Tottenham Hotspur vs Leicester City (Home win)
West Ham United vs Everton (Home win)

Thanks, gents!

happygilmore 1:17 Sun May 13
Re: Sunday football
Cheers Coffee.....this time last year, we beating Burnley away 2-1.

Looks like Burnley went closer to the "next level"

charleyfarley 1:21 Sun May 13
Re: Sunday football
Cheers coff

Sydney_Iron 1:26 Sun May 13
Re: Sunday football
Thanks Coffers, reward yourself with at least 6 oranges.

*No need to thank me.......

Mart O 1:48 Sun May 13
Re: Sunday football
Well done, Coffee. Always enjoy these threads.

fred flinstone 12:25 Mon May 14
Re: Sunday football
How the yids finished 3rd with a defence as shit as that I will never know

gph 12:29 Mon May 14
Re: Sunday football
I don't understand Choudary

He looked good in the first half against us, and shit in the second.

And shit in the MotD highlights today

gph 12:31 Mon May 14
Re: Sunday football
Obviously, we're miles better than Tottenham - they made Leicester look good, we made them look almost as bad as Southampton...

(If only it worked like that...)

gph 12:49 Mon May 14
Re: Sunday football
Top tip - don't score the best League goal of May.

Unluckily for Mark Noble, there isn't a GoM for May, and thus he's not even entered in GoS.

gph 1:00 Mon May 14
Re: Sunday football
Andre Ayew's best highlights this season - two good passes and a goal... well, it might have been if Tammy Abrahams hadn't got in the way

gph 1:06 Mon May 14
Re: Sunday football
Haha, Moses was day-dreaming about his time with us

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